Product Management Memes

Benson McConkie
Oct 24, 2020

You’re welcome.

When people start to listen to you…

Ookaay…

Minimum viabled producted.

Sprint 0.

It’s called a feature.

Indeed.

Said every PM ever.

Presenting your roadmap and wireframes to your customer.

Behind every good digital transformation…

When testing uncovers a bug…

Tryna understand those requirements…

When your status is yellow but others are in red…

We don’t Alexa yet…but someday!

When your standard offering is all you’ve got…

Time to pitch this project…

It’s just code…

Pinging your heads-down developer…

Code vs. low-code

Gotta love it!

Designing for the familiar…

Test-driven development in it’s early stages…

Determining pricing…

When ideas come from nowhere…

Knowing your audience…

Eric Ries as a child…

Gotta get feedback somehow…

When the business tries to engineer…

Sometimes it really is better to start over…

When the senior PM is on vacation…

It’s all in the positioning…

It’s a hard knock life…

Well, in that case…

Gamification…

When a demo gets worse and worse…

Can’t be right.

One one the mysteries of life.

Dumbfounded.

Stay safe out there.

Doing what needs to be done…

When dreams stay dreams…

Oh, the wonder of necessity!

Don’t feel bad.

To specify…

Those trade-off decisions from two years ago…

“Draft Presentation” saved as “Final Presentation”

I knew it!

The End!

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Benson McConkie

I believe businesses exist to serve people, and that by improving business functions, people can be better served.